Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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