this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
