Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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