I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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