i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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