It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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