can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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