why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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