I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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