I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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