incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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