You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
