My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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