rhymes with "ouble enetration"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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