so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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