Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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