all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You can't motorboat a personality
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Randomize
