I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
