Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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