Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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