it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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