is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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