that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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