Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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