Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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