Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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