we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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