Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
