It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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