Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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