mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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