i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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