I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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