That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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