i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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