i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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