I look better un-naked...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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