that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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