I want to have your abortion
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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