Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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