READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It's just like the Real World with babies
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
