have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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