I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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