The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Oh god it's open bar.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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