bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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