is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
thus making me awesome and them whores
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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