Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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