Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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