He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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