i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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