i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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