I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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