do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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