Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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